When he finally left her, Knight took their infant daughter and dropped her on a stretch of nearby train tracks the baby was rescued by a hobothen rampaged through town threatening random strangers with an ax. One goes home and gets his divorced mother, who comes back to intervene with a "large club. At least we were lucky enough to find that Space Chimps still had seating available! Where is a bulldozer when you need one? Well, John, as long as you're giving us the choice, I'll take the "generic middle-age melodrama starring Richard Gere, Diane Lane, and a pack of wild horses on the beach" option. So yes, I have a slightly skewed view of the world thanks to Monopoly.
Call me a man-whore if you want; I can't hear you because I got a big girl's thighs over my ears and she is riding my face like a goddamn bicycle.
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As an angry, black, twenty-five year old born and living in Los Angeles I can tell you with all honesty that I always have deep philosophical talks with Ray Ray and Skillet before every car jacking. When will it end? W to Julie: You guessed it! I didn't kick that teacher in the babymaker for stealing my parking spot at work. October 12, at It made me vomit to see the mess.